Wednesday, November 22, 2006

funny :)

I stole this from one of my bloggy buddies with permission of course ;P i really like the last one and the one about making your words sweet you might eat them....LOL that should be my motto
and the second mouse gets the cheese.........

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Martha said...

"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

Now that's one to think about!

Gudl said...

a lot of truth in these sayings!

Priscilla said...

I really enjoyed these!

Rachel said...

I love this! I especially liked the "Keep your words sweet, you may have to eat them" one. These really make you think.